TATO BOARD RELEASE/BRICK WHEEL/LIBERATED WOOD/ LAIR JAM/ SHYAM WILL KILL YOU CONTEST
So I was yappin with my homeboy Matt over at Brick Wheels right? Yup. My man just did a wheel for Tato (get the fuck in here and buy em yo. Dope wheels and legit kid hands down.) and we decided to throw a bash. Not like this shop really needs an excuse cause thats how we're living. His homeboys over at Liberated Wood built a dope wedge/handrail setup for the parking lot gangsters and we pooled a bunch of cash and product. Fuck an X-games, 60 second-look at me woo wee bullshit. Everyone fuckin charge it and protect your neck is way more like it...and entertaining.
The Jam/contest turned into the motherfuckin Shyam Show. I ain't playin and ask anyone in attendance. What they didn't know was Shyam had a fuckin broken toe/foot or some shit. (They also prolly don't know he had a fuckin AK-47 in his back pocket.) Shyam didn't grow up like you and definatly holds down the realness on all fronts for Lair. Homie is also one of the illest on our squad and just got the nod from our homeboys over at I-path. Recognize and realize. Also this month be sure and buy a beer for Jimmy Grant and Mike Powley who got the Street Corner Dist Squad reppin Think. Good looks to my brotha Moo$e. Keep an eye for the promo. I ain't playin. We also just got our dawg Luis Tolentino on Lair. Hmmm.....and they're in the food courts? Know the difference dawgs.
Oscar rolled up with a crew of NYC rippers and actually had tatos new graphic. Who says death threats don't solve anything. I wasamped but not surprised when we sold outta the first batch in hours. His brats hopped in the mix and the crew and kids started to get buck. Powley was up from NYC and that lil gremlin lookin bastid Nick Sassa. This brat cracks me up. He looks like your standard Greco clone type but unlike Jim, hes got an ill style. Lil fucker rips and cracks me up.
Speakin of rips. Some kid was strecthin and rippin his fuckin ball sack when we set up the wedge jump to tatos truck. No joke, dude was goin full speed at it and kept rackin himself on the truckbed ledge deal. His tight pants were not helping matters and I fully encouraged his behavior. This dude either smoked 5 bowls of tweak/crack rocks or had a baseball cup on.....that or he's the fuckin terminator. Motherfucka actually moved Tatos truck on one bail....with his fuckin crotch yo!!!! I ain't playin. I actually get amped on dudes that don't give a fuck and was gonna give him some free shit...but he bailed....prolly to the sperm lab to see if he would ever be able to father children. Yo if you're readin this or anyone know this kid get to Lair yo. I got some shit for the effort.
During this time Tato, Matt, Jimbo and myself yelled out random tricks we wanted to see go down. $60 bucks for a tre flip! Get the fuck out there sun! Kids went balls out and it was fun shit. I also was watchin to see who was gettin down and instead of the usual product toss I handed out shit to the heads that were there skatin and tryin to get theirs. Shyam pretty much did every fuckin thing known to man but my personal favorite shit was the back lip on the truck. The fuckin kid also did Kickflip back lip and stuck it no less than 10 times but couldn't get the proper roll away. Maybe this was due to him fuckin killin it for 3 straight hours before. Yeah it is like that. He also doesn't wear your sisters pants. Good looks to all the real heads that came out and busted. Huge cheers to Matt@ Brick Wheels, Liberated Wood, Bodega and my fuckin German Bastard brotha man Oscar, Moo$e/Think SKateboards, Shut, Tato and all of the Lair mob, thats how we get down.
Video of the Best Trick Brawl
Filmed and edited by Nathaniel Kissel
