BOB'S IN THE BACK YO....I-PATH JAM

Ever meet my boy Bobby yo? Na man....not Bob Burnquist, he'll come in this story later...I'm talkin about my boy Bobby G! He's been my good homeboy from the first 2 seconds I meet him and is down with the Lair mob. Dude is also the Satori and Ipath rep and has been on countless missions with me for years now.

And let me tell you, dude is definatly the Satori rep na-mean! Dude is a laugh a minute and we are the funniest odd couple you ever fuckin seen yo. Reminds me of when I used to skate wit that dude Broderick (Bro from Orchard in Boston, if you peep this, what up nickelz?) Bro was this little quite punk rock peaceful type kid and would come skate Hartford with me back in the heydays when I lived there. That dude would fuckin wreck shop and I dug skatin with him but he was his way....and me.... well ya know. Total opposites.Like he and his crew was goin to some anti-fur rally or some shit while we're hollaring at spanish bitches to come drink beer with us. Na-mean?! AH HA HA. I loved the fucker anyhow though. Bro is good peeps and ask him about our dukes of hazard Heaven car chase and various other asswhippings over the years. Funny shit really and if I had it on video, both he and I would both be retired.



I-path is relaunching in Lair and hooking up our program and little slice of madness. Bobby hooked up a good deal between parties and the team was coming for a few days to film and throw a jam at the shop. I was amped when I got the team list and saw Jack Sabback on that shit. Last time I saw Jack I was slamming a dudes head into a door frame. True story and keep your eye on the Traffic site for the rest of the details. AH HA HA. I fuckin love this bastard and also noticed Steve Nessor was coming. Steve stayed with me before Consolidated decided to fuck up their program. He's good people and fuckin rips shit big guy steez. The rest of the crew was heavily stocked and I was amped to skate with them.

We rolled up to the best backyard bowl ever (Josh's bowl in Chicopee buster!) and it was the Ben Rayborn show time. I had seen some shit of this brat before. But holy fuck yo.....kid fuckin slays it. I ain't gonna lie...I like when I see young bucks who get down on tranny like this kid. Most dorks his age are too busy skatin in freestyle circles with limp wrists in games of skate at negative zero miles per hour. What is that shit?! Skatin ain't about games of skate/dork. Learn to kiss chics and don't take skatin or yourself so seriously. Lil homie rips shit and blasts over head, Grant taylor style. Fuckin sick. His buddy and Black Label head Ryan, also had ill lines and skated that bowl like he had a thousand times before. Keep your eyes out on the I-path site for the footy.



After skatin and doing the damn thing all night the party continued into the next day. The next day on the fuckin sun that is. Holy shit yo, it was fuckin hot as fuck out. Luckily we thought ahead and avoided hangovers and had the demo way later in the day. The fellas got into it and the I-path team got buck. Nesser busted over I shit you not, head high f.s flip, b.s. flip, tre and kickflip and the biggest pop shove I've ever seen firsthand ever off the wedge handrail gap. Sick. The kids were tripping on Burnquist and Bob was good times.





Its somewhat common knowledge that I like to fuck with "skate celebs". Not mean fighting style bar bullshit. I mean sorta like my homie Chris Neiratkos style. Ya know?.... mess with them a bit. They get a bit used to gettin their asses kissed and some of them even expect it. (With the expect shit type of dudes, I do suppose my game changes a bit but those are blabbings for another time.) I kinda wondered about Burnquist cause I had seen some weird interviews with him and that Jake Brown shit. I was glad to find out though he was a funny cat and had a fun vibe and good time about him. I wish he wasn't all busted up but it was still a trip to see him in the bowl. Him and Danny Way are from Mars. So is Bobby G! Coincidence? Nope.

Lair mob was also representing and gettin down cause this shop actually skates. Jimmy Grant showed Bob his version of the mega tre flip. SHit was retarded and homeboy got down. Ant Musso was also bustin dope style along with Shyam and T-ruz. I saw them heads throw multiple "what the fuck" trickes down. Everywhere I saw some kid was bustin something. Meathead even came out of the waves to do his smith grinds. AH HA HA. Shut up with that surfin shit and thats what the fuck I'm talkin about. Tommy can also still pop his shit high as fuck and ollie over your head. Yup. Tato manned the grill and the BBQ was gettin down.



Every kid there saw what I'm talkin about and thats whats up. Huge thanks to Bobby G and the whole I-path team, Lair mob, that girl that gave me beer, Lair mob and squad and to all the heads that came out and had fun. Next up Natty Kon!.... Holy fuckin shit in advance yo. Get to lair dawgs. All new shit in now. Tell somebody.